The Empire of Abyssal Dominion is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 549 million Abyssals are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nu-Boston. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Abyssal economy, worth 20.4 trillion 5-Inch Shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,236 5-Inch Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abyssal Dominion's national animal is the Destroyer.

Abyssal Dominion is ranked 100,150^th in the world and 106^th in Sparkalia for Safest, scoring 82.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.